Shitty Trail Club Shirt – Welcome to the Club!

You came for the run, stayed for the beer, and now you’re officially part of the Shitty Trail Club—because if the trail isn’t terrible, is it even hashing? Featuring a bold spin on that famous clubhouse logo (you know the one), this black performance tee is perfect for those who embrace the mud, the misery, and the miles that never quite add up. And just in case you forget, this shirt pays tribute to the Shitty Trail Song, because let’s be honest—lyrics get fuzzy after a few down-downs.

Why Every Half-Mind Needs This Shirt:

Moisture-Wicking MaxDri Fabric – Because hashing = sweat, and nobody likes a soggy wanker.

MicroBlok Anti-Microbial Tech – Fights off trail funk (and questionable life choices).

Soft, Four-Way Stretch Sports Mesh – Moves with you, whether you’re running, crawling, or passed out.

UPF 50+ Protection – Because even bad trails deserve good sun coverage.

Overlock & Coverstitch Seams – Built tough, just like your liver.

Printed, Cut & Hand-Sewn by Experts – Custom-made for hashers who know every trail is a lie.

Wear it loud, wear it proud, and let the world know: you’re a card-carrying member of the Shitty Trail Club.

On-On!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!