Calling all Harriettes who run hard, drink fast, and embrace their inner BIMBO—this bubble gum pink crop top is for you. Featuring a sassy pink balloon dog front and center, with the legendary Bimbo Hash Song lyrics on the back (because remembering words after three down-downs is hard), this shirt is equal parts flirty and filthy. Perfect for hashing, happy hour, or just causing chaos with your girls.

Why You Need This Top (Besides Looking Hot AF):

100% Combed Cotton – Softer than your last bad decision, but way more durable.

Relaxed Fit & Dropped Shoulders – Because comfort is key when you’re running from the pack.

Cropped Length – Just the right amount of skin for spring, summer, and scandalous selfies.

Ribbed Crew Neck & Double-Needle Hems – Built tough, like your liver.

Preshrunk & Side-Seamed Construction – Keeps its shape no matter how wild the night gets.

Printed, Cut & Hand-Sewn by Experts – Because basic b*tches wear basic shirts, and you are not basic.

Whether you’re leading trail or just here for the beer, this BIMBO crop top lets the world know you’re smart enough to play dumb and cute enough to get away with it.

On-On!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!