B DOUBLE E DOUBLE R U N Ready to pound trail and beers in style? The Beer Run Shirt is your ultimate Hashing gear upgrade – engineered for athletic chaos and post-run debauchery. Whether you’re leading the pack or getting hopelessly lost (on purpose), this shirt keeps you dry, cool, and obnoxiously visible – just the way the Hash gods intended. Why You Need This Shirt (Besides Your Beer Belly): • Sweat Happens. Stay dry with MaxDri moisture management – because no one wants to see your swampy regrets. • Stink Happens. Stay fresh with MicroBlok anti-microbial fabric – so the only thing that reeks is your sense of direction. • Stretch Like a Hash Flash. Soft, four-way stretch sports mesh moves with you – from beer checks to down-downs. • Sun’s Out, Shirt’s On. UPF 50+ protection shields you from the sun while you stumble through trails like a champion. • Global Hashers Unite. US shirts: 92% polyester, 8% spandex. EU shirts: 90% polyester, 10% elastane – all equally badass. • Featherweight Feel. Fabric weight: 4.42 oz./yd² (150 g/m²) – light enough to forget you’re wearing it, unlike that hash name you regret. • Stitched to Survive. Overlock and coverstitch seams mean this shirt can take a beating – much like your liver. • Made Just for You. Printed, cut, and hand-sewn by our expert in-house team – because off-the-shelf is for wankers. Perfect for trails, circles, and everything in between. Loud, dynamic, and unapologetically yellow – just like your favorite beverage. Get yours and let the world know: you run for beer, not for time. On-On! This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!